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This post brought to you by me being over caffeinated and having been up for hours and hours with no one to talk to...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zeke Hubris!

  1. Zeke Hubris is the world's largest rodent.
  2. Worldwide, Zeke Hubris is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  3. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Zeke Hubris.
  4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Zeke Hubris!
  5. Never store Zeke Hubris at room temperature.
  6. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Zeke Hubris.
  7. Zeke Hubris was named after Zeke Hubris the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  8. A Zeke Hubrisometer is used to measure Zeke Hubris.
  9. Zeke Hubris will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Zeke Hubris!
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Date: 2009-04-05 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battlekitty.livejournal.com
So do you give a higher yield if milked while listening to music?

On second thoughts, don't answer that...

At least 2/3 of the worlds eggplants aren't grown in you. Although whales travel in you. Like a bus or something.

Date: 2009-04-05 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeke-hubris.livejournal.com
Numbers 9 and 10 made me snigger and then I decided to not think too hard about them :-)

The image of me as a whale bus is rather worrying...

Date: 2009-04-05 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battlekitty.livejournal.com
I missed number 10 entirely - my brain must have been stuck on 9 still.

I'm sure there should be a song about zeke the whalebus. You're probably yellow and jelly bean shaped. I'll look out for one as I rip cds...

Date: 2009-04-05 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barking-watcher.livejournal.com
Yes, 9&10 gave me cause for concern too, especially if the milking is being done by the 45% of men who don't wash their hands.

Date: 2009-04-05 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irisetta.livejournal.com
Where the bloody hell are you anyway?

How dare you not have been here to drink with me and distract me from my coursework!! (Not that I got much done in the end anyway...)

:P

Date: 2009-04-05 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeke-hubris.livejournal.com
Oops, my bad. Will be hope soon :-)

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