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It is that time again. I want more descriptions of me to add to my user info page.
Make them amusing, make them interesting, make them outright lies, whatever takes your fancy.

For inspiration these two are already on there:

Smile, wicked girl-boy
Hubris is shaking the tree
Chaos blossom falls
by flannelcat

Just another insecure slut with a messiah complex.
by Anonymous