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As of 18:30 it has been 24 hours since I smoked my last cigarette.

I have always maintained that all it should really require to stop smoking is an effort of will and I am determined to prove myself correct.

Please bear in mind that I may well be unusually cranky over the next few weeks. Also please, please do not offer me cigarettes.

Help

I need entertaining distractions. So... distract me :-)

Give me links, write me stories, proposition me, cut and paste awful limericks, tell me exactly why you never want to see me again after you heard about the awful deed I committed in the ancient temple I found whilst canoeing up a tributary of the Amazon.

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