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[zeke_hubris]

It appears to be Wednesday. I am a touch on the bored side. Therefore please tell me interesting things, dance like monkies, make wildly inappropriate sexual advances or whatever you feel you can do to relieve my tedium.

Comments

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

I too am bored stiff. And also cooking pasta. Mmmm, pasta.

[gerald_duck]

I yearn to drink brandy butter from your eye sockets while stapling your ears to your buttocks and electrifying your navel.

Is that sufficiently inappropriate?

[moosipher.livejournal.com]

Brandy butter is far too classy. 'I can't believe it's not butter' would be a whole inappropriate world away. And he is cheap, after all. :D

[xandratheblue.livejournal.com]

i'm listening to music instead of finishing my last essay. If it helps I've been learning lots about My Little ponies for a collector friend of mine. And listening to Emo Music (see profile for emo) and downloading Hedwig.

God I'm bored to.

*waves those plastic vagina things at you - the creepy disimbodied ones*

Oh yeah baby...vagina-paina!

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Oooh yeah baby! Throw your plastic vaginas at me!

[sanjuuro.livejournal.com]

It's the summer solstice, dude.

Shouldn't you be making your own wildly inappropriate sexual advances...?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Thats a damn fine point ;-)

[johnnyboy41.livejournal.com]

I often enjoy reading

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_sex/

makes me chortle