Before I start it is important to state that I went to bed at 11.30pm.
I was woken up this morning by an alarm going off, I flailed in the direrection of my clock and it stopped. I rolled over, got out of bed, flicked the light switch and *Ping* the bulb exploded. This no only covered my bed in shards of broken glass, it also took out the fuse box for the flat. So I staggered around in the stygian gloom and eventually managed to sort out the fuse box, locate and fit a new bulb and clean off my bed. At this point the display on my mobile caught my attention, it read '00:20'. Yes it was only twenty past midnight! All this drama had occurred only 50 minutes after I went to sleep! The truly odd part is that there is no alarm which could have gone off to wake me in the first place, I must have dreamt the bloody thing!
I was woken up this morning by an alarm going off, I flailed in the direrection of my clock and it stopped. I rolled over, got out of bed, flicked the light switch and *Ping* the bulb exploded. This no only covered my bed in shards of broken glass, it also took out the fuse box for the flat. So I staggered around in the stygian gloom and eventually managed to sort out the fuse box, locate and fit a new bulb and clean off my bed. At this point the display on my mobile caught my attention, it read '00:20'. Yes it was only twenty past midnight! All this drama had occurred only 50 minutes after I went to sleep! The truly odd part is that there is no alarm which could have gone off to wake me in the first place, I must have dreamt the bloody thing!