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I'm sure some people must wake up in the morning feeling happy and awake, looking forward to the day they have ahead of them. Personally, I just want to pull the duvet over my head and go back to sleep.

Look what Twisted Sister have done to my poor brain!

Could someone please explain the significance of a dream about anally fisting lesbians to me?
Update: I should probably explain that in the dream I was watching lesbians perform this act upon each other, rather than participating.

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I also have a feeling that one of my regular half assed attempts at giving up the fags may be about to happen. If it does and you see me out and about with a cigarette in my hand please feel free to point out that I'm supposed to have quit. Just don't be offended when I turn around to face you with a feral gleam in my eye and scream "Fuck off! I need this to stay alive!" :-)