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( Very, very appropriate... )

Subtle as a baseball bat around the head

July 10th = My birthday

My Amazon wish list can be found here.

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I am quite dissapointed by the response to this post. Obviously I am losing my sex appeal as I get older :-/

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This may be of interest to the roleplayers amongst you. Go on, help a nice young man clear out his attic :-)
Feel free to pass this on to anyone who you think would be interested.

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For those of you who are interested these are the suggestions I recieved last night.

69 with mutual fisting

Find a vehicle of over 30,000lb gross weight and have sex on it on drugs.

Felching?

Drink Cocoa, put on slippers, smoke pipe, go to bed early, DO NOT HAVE SEX.

Roman showers?

Go to Leicester Square about 7:30pm on a Thursday night and have full blown sex there. That should lose you a point or two!

Soaping up a nice fat penguin.

Unfelching! That is, blowing poo *into* each others' arses with straws.

Public autoeroticfrottage... well it seems to work for cats.

All of it. Everything. Go on, all those missing points on the purity test...

Acid on your eyeballs...No. Acid on a GOAT's eyeballs.