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Wanted: Girlfriend.

Must be open to the idea of non-monogamous relationships. Must not hate my current girlfriend and son. Should be available at least one Friday night a month for clubbing/gigging/getting wasted in interesting ways. Must enjoy giving blowjobs.

Wages in cigarettes and cunnilingus.

Previous applicants need not apply.

Please apply with CV next time you see me out....

Idea stolen from androktone :-)