Potentially amusing and vaguely topical question...

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

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And more importantly, the soundtrack for the day.

Deathboy - Valentines

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And another thing. Can any of you people give me a definitive date for Steak and Blowjob Day?

I've so far seen it listed as February 15th through to various times in March. I think it is far too important a day to have just floating around without a definite date.

So, I propose that if no one can give me a definitive answer we decide on one amongst ourselves and wage a campaign to get it internationally accepted.

Alternatively we could just celebrate it on all the possible dates, but that might not go down so well with some people...

Update: The final answer is in. jezebel_z has spoken. Steak & Blowjob Day is officially the 29th of March.

Simple fun

Zeke

Literal meaning
    "No, look - it moved."


History
    At first the medical term for a specific congenital deformity under the Marquis of Bute, the name Zeke was originally used charmingly to refer to a famous sect of surly, pilfering domestic servants, before being pulled from a fire that killed its variants and diminutives.


( Famous Zekes  )

From here

And ( some good wholesome family fun with those little scamps Harry and Hermione )