The ten things I have done wotsit that is doing the rounds.

Just thought of some others.

* I have run along a moonlit path taking my clothes off whilst being chased by a gang of angry Faeries.

* I have had a lumbar puncture for a suspected brain haemorrhage.

* I have watched a semi-naked woman attempt to have sex with a large rock in the center of the sacred circle at Glastonbury.

* I have danced with a large crowd of people in the middle of a misty field to the sound of two travellers playing Prodigy songs on acoustic guitars.

* I have had sex in the front seats of the top deck of a public bus as it cruised down the motorway from Oxford to London.

* I have assisted in the excavation of a herd of Mammoths.