I need something to distract me...

[zeke_hubris]

As the title says. I'm trying to work but not getting very far due to feeling so cruddy. So I came up with the idea that if I had something else apart from the cold to distract me I might get something done. Which leads me to my plan...

If any of you have any sexual fantasies (bizarre or otherwise) involving me please drop them into the comments below. You can do this anonymously if you want as IP logging is off.

Hopefully this will provide me with enough amusement/ distraction that I will be able to forget about this stinking cold and actually do something productive. At the very least it should provide me with something to giggle at ;-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I want you to top me.

Imagine this - I'm dressed in a well-laced underbust corset, tight knee-length leather skirt, a collar, stockings (but no shoes), my hands cuffed behind me, and my ankles bound with silk rope. I'm blind folded. And all I want from you is to tell me to do exactly what you want. And you can see in my face, and hear in my strained breath that there's nothing I'll say no too.

The skirt unzips all the way down from the back... and guess what? I'm not wearing any knickers ;-)

I think that'll do you for now...

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Thankyou, that is precisely the kind of response I was hoping for. I'm now feeling more than a little distracted ;-)

[(Anonymous)]

Question is, do you know who you're imagining? ;-)

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure... care to tell me who I should be picturing?

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, I'd rather see you try and guess :-p