I need something to distract me...

[zeke_hubris]

As the title says. I'm trying to work but not getting very far due to feeling so cruddy. So I came up with the idea that if I had something else apart from the cold to distract me I might get something done. Which leads me to my plan...

If any of you have any sexual fantasies (bizarre or otherwise) involving me please drop them into the comments below. You can do this anonymously if you want as IP logging is off.

Hopefully this will provide me with enough amusement/ distraction that I will be able to forget about this stinking cold and actually do something productive. At the very least it should provide me with something to giggle at ;-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I want you to top me.

Imagine this - I'm dressed in a well-laced underbust corset, tight knee-length leather skirt, a collar, stockings (but no shoes), my hands cuffed behind me, and my ankles bound with silk rope. I'm blind folded. And all I want from you is to tell me to do exactly what you want. And you can see in my face, and hear in my strained breath that there's nothing I'll say no too.

The skirt unzips all the way down from the back... and guess what? I'm not wearing any knickers ;-)

I think that'll do you for now...

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Thankyou, that is precisely the kind of response I was hoping for. I'm now feeling more than a little distracted ;-)

[(Anonymous)]

hhmmmm that would be telling. although i would certainly be interested in watching you and avalon, you'd have to make it worthwhile viewing and maybe you could convince me to join you. that is a good image i have in my head, maybe i'll share it with you one day. tee hee.

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Believe me, Avalon and I always put on a good show :-)

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

I think I'll keep those quiet for now... you know most of them anyway...

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

*Smiles*

[(Anonymous)]

would get avalon to tie you down naked to the bed and blindfold you so when me and ??? walk in the room you don't know who it is. the 3 of us play with you and each other, would you know who it was who was touching, licking or even ****ing you? who would you want it to be? (obviously avalon included, well even if it just for my benefit)

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

And now I'm intrigued...
I can think of a number of people I would like to be in that situation with, but right now I'm far more interested in who you are :-)

[boy-of-isis.livejournal.com]

There's no need for me to be anonymous! Although I am very hetero I have thought that if I had to have sex with one man for the sake of living, then it would be you. But maybe that's because you're quite feminine, who knows? I haven't gone into detailed thoughts of what we'd do though! It was nice kissing you but that's as far as I'd want to take it. Sorry to disappoint you....... ha ha ha ha!

xx

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Awww... Thanks mate :-)

[boy-of-isis.livejournal.com]

Is that you in the picture, tied to the bed?!

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

It certainly is :-)

[yaruar.livejournal.com]

I'd like to have a nice cup of tea with you....

Although not too hot as we'd burn our cocks......

;-)

where's that anon button?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I am lost for words...

:-)

[(Anonymous)]

You're one of only two people who've ever made me want to top. I'm submissive by nature but there's something about you that makes me want to hurt you. You're so pretty, and look so fragile that I want to break you, just a little.
I confess I'd barely noticed you when I met you first. Avalon's personality is so forceful at times, and you hardly spoke, you hid. But since then I have seen you once or twice, and your pictures here on LiveJournal have filled the mental blanks.

You want us to do the work and distract you?
Distract yourself, pretty thing, for our benefit as well as yours: what would you do for me? What would you let me do to you?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I really want to know who you are. Any chance of a clue?

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to mow your lawn.

[(Anonymous)]

And water the roses?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

You are a dirty girl, Suzi :-)

Jackson-Pollock

[(Anonymous)]

A dozen different colored candles ...
you naked, spread-eagled, tied face-up to the bed ...
and me in a creative hot-wax-spraying mood.

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty.
Very pretty.

Re: Jackson-Pollock

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

That sounds like it could be a whole lot of fun :-)

[uberredfraggle.livejournal.com]

oooh can't answer that one but i do like the photo.

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Thanks, it's one of my favourites.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I'd like to see you dressed in drag, sensible shoes, attempting to pass.

You linger, longingly outside a newsagent as I walk by. We pretend we don't know each other.

You beg for change, I give you one pound coin, and to my surprise you kiss me thank you. A slow, passionate kiss. Mouths closed, eyes dazed.

And then you are gone, into the newsagent where you buy a scratchcard, win a skipload of money and then give it all to me. Me I say! Huzzah!
I'll get me coat

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

You get points for originality... :-)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, you know *I* have. More times than I care to imagine! Of course there were times when I actually got to paly them out too, like in a Goth club which you once held a Conclave as a tramp (Big clue!).

I do have some thought of you and Avalon together on occasion, but generally keep these to myself.

Need another clue, or can you guess yet old man?

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

You are truly awful at this anonymous stuff aren't you?

*Big Hugs*