I need something to distract me...

[zeke_hubris]

As the title says. I'm trying to work but not getting very far due to feeling so cruddy. So I came up with the idea that if I had something else apart from the cold to distract me I might get something done. Which leads me to my plan...

If any of you have any sexual fantasies (bizarre or otherwise) involving me please drop them into the comments below. You can do this anonymously if you want as IP logging is off.

Hopefully this will provide me with enough amusement/ distraction that I will be able to forget about this stinking cold and actually do something productive. At the very least it should provide me with something to giggle at ;-)

Comments

Jackson-Pollock

[(Anonymous)]

A dozen different colored candles ...
you naked, spread-eagled, tied face-up to the bed ...
and me in a creative hot-wax-spraying mood.

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty.
Very pretty.

Re: Jackson-Pollock

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

That sounds like it could be a whole lot of fun :-)

Re: Jackson-Pollock

[teqkiller.livejournal.com]

candles--

Re: Jackson-Pollock

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Well, you would say that ;-P