I need something to distract me...

[zeke_hubris]

As the title says. I'm trying to work but not getting very far due to feeling so cruddy. So I came up with the idea that if I had something else apart from the cold to distract me I might get something done. Which leads me to my plan...

If any of you have any sexual fantasies (bizarre or otherwise) involving me please drop them into the comments below. You can do this anonymously if you want as IP logging is off.

Hopefully this will provide me with enough amusement/ distraction that I will be able to forget about this stinking cold and actually do something productive. At the very least it should provide me with something to giggle at ;-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

i'm sure you do. or would you want to be the one watching?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Watching can certainly be a lot of fun. Watching whilst making suggestions can also be fun :-)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

...well *that's* an image that's going to stay with me. Oh, my.

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[(Anonymous)]

hhmmmmm. thoughts running around my head like crazy..

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting all wound up by this ;-)

[(Anonymous)]

winding you up? tee hee, this is fun coz i bet you still have no idea. will you ever know?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

You're right of course, I've got absolutely no idea who you are :-)

Any chance of a clue?

[(Anonymous)]

you've known me for quite a while. so has avalon. female.

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't happen to be a short, cute, goth would you?

[(Anonymous)]

i wouldn't really describe myself as that but i suppose i could be. don't think you've got it right and i don't think i'm who you want me to be.

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Actually I was being silly and trying to draw you out. I'm still none the wiser...

[(Anonymous)]

i'm pretty sure you don't have a fantasy about me but i don't know for sure.

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Any chance of another clue? I'm still suffering from this cold and I think it is making my brain run slow :-)

[(Anonymous)]

like what? don't know without giving it away. ask me a question and maybe i'll answer.

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Where do we know you from?

[(Anonymous)]

don't know if i should tell you, i'm enjoying the whole mystery thing, wondering if you want it to be me. oh well it just a bit of fun and i can't do anything about it atm anyway, oxford.

[(Anonymous)]

figured it yet? good or bad thing? be honest, i don't mind.

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm actually confuzzled...

[(Anonymous)]

really? i thought that would give it away. any ideas at all? i can check straight away then you can delete if you not sure about leaving it on here. i'm sure you got an idea.

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm confused because there really aren't many people I know from Oxford on here. I'm left with a shortlist of four people, and none of them seem likely...

[(Anonymous)]

why not likely? you not like any of them in that way? who is most likely? and who would you like it to be out of them.

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

To be honest I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed as they are all rather attractive. Of the people on the list three are incredibly close friends of mine, whilst the other two are people i haven't seen for quite a long time (and yes I lied there are 5 people on the list).

[(Anonymous)]

i'm not that close to you so that narrows it down to 2. who would be your choice out of them? be brutally honest please.

[(Anonymous)]

c'mon surely you know by now!!! did you not know i find you 2 attractive?

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

The obvious answer to that is 'No' :-)