I need something to distract me...

[zeke_hubris]

As the title says. I'm trying to work but not getting very far due to feeling so cruddy. So I came up with the idea that if I had something else apart from the cold to distract me I might get something done. Which leads me to my plan...

If any of you have any sexual fantasies (bizarre or otherwise) involving me please drop them into the comments below. You can do this anonymously if you want as IP logging is off.

Hopefully this will provide me with enough amusement/ distraction that I will be able to forget about this stinking cold and actually do something productive. At the very least it should provide me with something to giggle at ;-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I'd like to see you dressed in drag, sensible shoes, attempting to pass.

You linger, longingly outside a newsagent as I walk by. We pretend we don't know each other.

You beg for change, I give you one pound coin, and to my surprise you kiss me thank you. A slow, passionate kiss. Mouths closed, eyes dazed.

And then you are gone, into the newsagent where you buy a scratchcard, win a skipload of money and then give it all to me. Me I say! Huzzah!
I'll get me coat

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

You get points for originality... :-)

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I know who you are! (Well, I think I do...)