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[zeke_hubris]

It appears to be Wednesday. I am a touch on the bored side. Therefore please tell me interesting things, dance like monkies, make wildly inappropriate sexual advances or whatever you feel you can do to relieve my tedium.

Comments

[gerald_duck]

I yearn to drink brandy butter from your eye sockets while stapling your ears to your buttocks and electrifying your navel.

Is that sufficiently inappropriate?

[moosipher.livejournal.com]

Brandy butter is far too classy. 'I can't believe it's not butter' would be a whole inappropriate world away. And he is cheap, after all. :D