New staff

Today, work was surprisingly fun. This was due to the arrival of our newest member of staff, Fergal. Fergal is small and orange and has been set up with his own office space on top of one of the filing cabinets in my managers office. Now all we need to do is locate a very small, waterproof microscope...

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Alternative sexuality:

If one is a homosexual, bisexual male or male-to-female transgender, please don't hit on the maintainer.
Any time one would try, be prepared to be humiliated in public -- this is not a bathhouse!!

Taken from the user info page of goth. It's good to see that the goth scene is still as friendly and open minded as ever isn't it?