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Mar. 21st, 2003 08:09 pmG'ah. I will not be attending Dead and Buried tonight, or in fact, doing anything else even vaguely sociable this weekend. This is because I have an essay to write on the diagnostic uses of cytopathology in gynaecological and non-gynaecological cases.
Because of this I would appreciate it if you would all do your best to entertain me. The obvious way to do this would be to amuse me with anecdotes of your drunken exploits over the course of the weekend. Other options involve sending me filthy text messages/ writing bad porn for me to laugh at, posting pictures of yourselves in compromising positions or going 'bleat' at complete strangers and then explaining that the goat made you do it.
Because of this I would appreciate it if you would all do your best to entertain me. The obvious way to do this would be to amuse me with anecdotes of your drunken exploits over the course of the weekend. Other options involve sending me filthy text messages/ writing bad porn for me to laugh at, posting pictures of yourselves in compromising positions or going 'bleat' at complete strangers and then explaining that the goat made you do it.
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