I need something to distract me...

[zeke_hubris]

As the title says. I'm trying to work but not getting very far due to feeling so cruddy. So I came up with the idea that if I had something else apart from the cold to distract me I might get something done. Which leads me to my plan...

If any of you have any sexual fantasies (bizarre or otherwise) involving me please drop them into the comments below. You can do this anonymously if you want as IP logging is off.

Hopefully this will provide me with enough amusement/ distraction that I will be able to forget about this stinking cold and actually do something productive. At the very least it should provide me with something to giggle at ;-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

A clue?
I'm not sure that we've ever spoken.

Why so keen to know who I am?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm curious to know who I elicited such a strong response from. Would I be right in thinking that you are part of the londonpolybi crowd?

[(Anonymous)]

Peripherally, and indeed I met you through them. But not 'one of them', so to speak. The last two times I have seen you were at London goth clubs, with few or no londonpolybis in evidence.

I very much doubt my name would occur to you if you thought about it all week...

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I think I might know who you are now...
One more question, are you on my Friends list?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, unless your response to confirming your suspicions over my identity is going to be one of horror and dismay, in which case, no, I'm not.
Drop me an e-mail, if you're very sure.

Re:

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm a long way from being very sure, I've just got some strong suspicions :-)

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it's fair to warn you whom to steer clear of in the future...~g~

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[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered. Although I think you would probably find that I am a lot less submissive than you would expect.