zeke_hubris

I have hit a bit of a mental block with the essay. I am struggling to find a way to condense the entire discipline of diagnostic non-gynaecological cytopathology into <1000 words. So whilst I mull it over I'm going to fill this thingy out.

A - Act your age? Generally I manage to act a bit older, world wearier and more cynical than I actually am. Whilst at the same time looking about three years younger than my actual age.
B - Born on what day of the week? I have no idea.
C - Chore you hate? Washing up/ cleaning the hob.
D - Dad's name? Alan.
E - Essential makeup item? UV reactive nail varnish.
F - Favorite actor? Alan Rickman.
G - Gold or silver? Silver.
H - Hometown? Oxford.
I - Instruments you play? None whatsoever. I was thrown out of recorder lessons at primary school for my utter lack of ability.
J - Job title: Trainee Biomedical Scientist (Cytopathology)
K - Kids? Just the one.
L - Living arrangements? With the missus, the sprog, the mouse, the hamster, the snail and the fishies.
M - Mom's name? Valerie.
N - Number of people you've slept with? I've slept with a lot of people. I've had sex with less.
O - Overnight Hospital Stays? One when I was very young for an intestinal obstruction, a few in my first year of secondary school due to what was probably a virus and a few in my first year of university due to atypical migrines with complications (the first of which was mistaken for a brain haemorrhage).
P - Phobia? Spiders.
Q - Quote you like? "No one here gets out alive"
R - Religious affiliation? Yes.
S - Siblings? One younger brother and one older half-sister.
T - Time you wake up? Just before 07:00 on weekdays and whenever the sprog wakes up on weekends.
U - Unique habit? None that I am aware of.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? Most of the green ones, except for peas.
W - Worst habit? Lack of self discipline.
X - X-rays you've had? Wrist, legs, shoulder, numerous dental ones and a couple of CAT scans.
Y - Yummy food you make? I can make a fairly decent spag bol.
Z - Zodiac Sign? Cancer.