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[zeke_hubris]

Still in Harrow.

Fortunately I get to go home tomorrow. Not sure what my plans for the weekend are yet. But I will almost crtainly be turning up for Mr. Vikings picnic on Sunday. Saturday night may see me doing either Slimelight or TG.

I have been thinking of rewriting the blurb in my user info for a while. It currently looks

Here we go, in no particular order I am:-
* A father to Jude, my wonderful son
* Single and in need of a good shag :-)
* Significantly younger than I feel
* A trainee biomedical scientist, specialising in cytology
* Often seen wearing black
* A graduate of Oxford Brookes University
* Currently studying for an MSc in Cellular Pathology
* Not the one you're looking for
* A (mildly fanatical) roleplayer
* Capable of looking very good in womens clothes
* Often accused of knowing a bit about Chaos magic
* Not the bastard son of Paul Daniels and Wizbit
* Utterly disgusted by bananas
* Nowhere near as stupid as some people give me credit for
* Not quite as nice as people think I am
* A little bit sarcastic, sometimes
* Far bouncier than I have any right to be


Now, heres the fun bit. What I would like is for some of you guys to have a go at writing some kind of description of me. Make it one word long, make it 10,000 words long, do it as bullet points or as an epic poem. Whatever takes your fancy. My favourites wil all get stuck up on my user info page.

I would prefer to know who the various descriptions came from, but feel free to post anonymously if you are feeling shy.

Comments

[kissycat1000.livejournal.com]

Camper than a buggery of leather clad, feather duster wielding 'Julian Clary lookalike' entrants in Soho, in a camper van that's painted pink. With glitter.

[arachne.livejournal.com]

Damn, you beat me to it ;)

Make that a 'ditto' from me ;)

[minimatic.livejournal.com]

Well, it is your USERinfo, surely a list of all the substances you use would be appropriate?

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

That could be done. Admittedly the brevity of the list would probably surprise many people.

~passing on messages~

[minimatic.livejournal.com]

Av wants you to get in touch.

Re: ~passing on messages~

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I know. I have been unable to due to a lack of phone credit/ available phones. If she looks at my most recent post she will find the response she has been waiting for.

OI HOWS THIS!!

[sweinhodge.livejournal.com]

Mark of Croydon, heres his tale.
And I am sure these rhymes will make him wail.

He Graduated at Brooks (Oxford no Doubt).
But when he's drunk He does like a shout,

A father he is to little boy Jude,
But his sarcasim is.... Quite Rude,

Now he may have finished University,
But he still studys celluar pathology,

Now he was in need of a real good shag,
But the thought of Bananas did make him Gag,

In womens clothing he does look sleek,
But in his heart he's a role-playing geek.

He is offen seen in the colour black,
And jeans so tight they give no slack,

He bounces round all through the night,
from his inner child he gives no fight,

specialising in cytology, he knows his Shit,
And's he is the son of Danniels and wizbit!!

The spelling may be off but I am sure you get the point and be aware you are only the 2nd person to have one of my poems about them...

Re: OI HOWS THIS!!

[phrixus-nyx.livejournal.com]

Well done Matt - that's really good & so wonderfully rhyming!

Re: OI HOWS THIS!!

[sweinhodge.livejournal.com]

Aye, not bad for half an hours work.

Re: OI HOWS THIS!!

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

Wonderful :-)

[childhoods-hour.livejournal.com]

Im thinking of doing slimes opposed to TG as its so much cheaper. ill see you at Viking's picnic. :-)

[7rin.livejournal.com]

You have to include delightful and tasty in there somewhere. *schlurrrps*

[ex-purplekaz150.livejournal.com]

Why are you disgusted by bananas?

[froglet.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention "smelly beatnik" :)

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

Smile, wicked girl-boy
Hubris is shaking the tree
Chaos blossom falls

[zeke-hubris.livejournal.com]

I like :-)

[(Anonymous)]

Just another insecure slut with a messiah complex.